Today’s life lesson is about male sandbox and bad timing.
Men? They are completely single-threaded, not being capable of even thinking about a new thread before finishing the current one. Not like us, who can start our thoughts on multiple levels, and don’t necessarily finish them.
Your honey bunny arrives tired at home with the thread of chilling out with you, and he finds himself obliged to think and make decisions, before finishing his relaxation. It doesn’t work as simple as that!
Be enthusiastic a million times, fail more and then you’ll learn to keep your thoughts inside until the appropriate moment comes. Otherwise, your wonderful ideas arrive in the male sandbox and that is not a happy place.
But don’t have great expectations. He’s a man and he has his limits. You have to understand that men are not so complex and complicated and high tech. They are simple!
I got this song from a guy who explained me once how simple men were and how overwhelming we were with the poor creatures. Of course we are cooler and better. But we tell them what they want to hear and we do as we like, in the end.
The equation is like that: make him two compliments and if you get back one smile, you can ask for something. You can’t make two compliments and ask for two things. Just one at a time! Because multi-tasking is not working.
Pay attention at how he makes decisions, at how meticulous he is when dressing up or taking a shower; and how he can’t take his clothes and shoes at the same time; or talk on the phone while cooking; or talk to you while washing the dishes. See? The limits .. poor guys.
He knows very well the one and only place where he keeps his socks. And he still asks you where they are. You tell him, and then continue speaking about your plans together for the next day. And he takes his socks, watches them and asks: Are they matching? RE TAR DED! In a toooootally cute way!
One thing at a time. One thing at a time. One thing at a time.
Not all of our thoughts arrive correctly to them. They have not enough space in memory. Everything that’s not planned gets in the sandbox and stays there forever. Men don’t have variables, they only have constants.
Shhhhh! Shut up and listen because it’s interesting.
Follow his moves when he gets out of the car, when he takes care of you so that you’re fine in trams or trains…And see that he has an algorithm for everything. And if you fuck up his algorithm, he gets lost.
You can’t introduce new tasks in a well done algorithm only because that’s what you want. It’s interesting, I love them for that! They come from a different planet, inferior, to be honest, but still different. Women are from Venus and men are from Mars?
Men! They are so cute! They are like kids. Really! Pauvres loulous…
They have things at which they are good. But infinitely less than we have. Because they work on another operating system, maybe Unix. UNIx, they work well but are not so beautiful and user friendly.
Follow his moves and be amazed in your mind about how attractive he is. And smile at all these. And don’t tell him anything. And love him MORE!
[all these have been written "to women, to let them know and don't suffer anymore", men can take it as a manifest and ignore it if they please]
With the many thanks to whom is concerned <3
swissknifev said,
October 1, 2010 at 12:09 PM
Ma’am. It looks like someone gave you a raw deal and you’re letting off the steam on all men. Do you seriously think that the Chemical-universe made man and woman bad to each other? A – and + and + and -. It balances out. There are things we can’t do and there are things that you can’t do. OK. You are complex bio-machines and we are simple retard-machines. Nature loves simplicity. One focus. One concept. That’s why every idea in the world has come from a guy. FOCUS> Well you have your advantages too. I am not saying that men are angels. Both women and men have little or big horns on their bloated heads-if the heads are bloated. You know something? You’re are spoiling the heads of a whole lot of woman who may experience differently because the have the right guys in their lives. I have my own cribs about complex manipulating women. But all women aren’t like that. All women are not attention-seeking and self centric as many guys think they are. Let me tell you the basic difference and THIS WAS TOLD TO BE BY A GIRL. Women are physically weak and therefore have been always onthe defensive. Weakness leads to complex thinking. We guys are confident and can take the tough side of life and therefore understand hardships and are simple and straight. And nature has given a womb. for what?
Giorgia said,
October 18, 2010 at 9:19 PM
Draga autoare, cred ca ai o viziune extrem de limitata asupra barbatilor; o fi varsta de vina, sau lipsa experientei de viata…
andr2ea said,
October 18, 2010 at 9:51 PM
Draga Giorgia, o fi, intr-adevar de vina varsta – varsta analizei .. poate si experienta, in crestere exponentiala. Dar pana una-alta, e doar un punct de vedere care mi se confirma cel mai rar o data la doua zile, si nimic mai mult. Multam de apreciere, imi da de gandit
Cristina said,
January 12, 2011 at 3:27 PM
Noi, oamenii – şi femei, şi bărbaţi
– ne pricepem foarte bine, de obicei fără s-o vrem şi fără s-o ştim, să ne autoîmplinim profeţiile. E foarte probabil ca, fără a fi conştientă de asta, să îi observi mai mult pe cei care se înscriu în viziunea ta şi la toţi să observi mai ales ceea ce îţi confirmă viziunea. Chiar mai mult, dintre diferite posibile explicaţii pentru ceea ce vedem, suntem predispuşi să le alegem pe cele pe care le “ştim” deja, sau ne oprim din prima la ele, fără a căuta altele. Şi cireaşa de pe tort e că prin felul în care ne purtăm încurajăm de la ceilalţi un răspuns în acord cu aşteptările noastre. Deci nu mă mir că ţie ţi se confirmă un punct de vedere care pentru alţii nu se confirmă 
andr2ea said,
January 12, 2011 at 4:11 PM
Foarte fain, Cristina, zici tu niste lucruri pe care eu una le-am crezut mereu, dar nu le-am formulat niciodata in mod coerent. Teoriile pe care ni le facem apar din experienta si e normal ca dupa ce ele sunt “bine definite” sa constatam cu mare placere ca se confirma .. cel putin noua. Tot ce scriu aici e foarte personal (si deloc usor de generalizat, as zice) .. si-mi place sa am idei care nu se confirma altora, tocmai pentru a descoperi si alte pareri.
A propos
Sper ca-ti prieste vinul de Porto!
ily said,
November 16, 2010 at 7:12 AM
Ce curioasa as fi sa citesc si varianta lui a ‘povestii’..
andr2ea said,
December 16, 2010 at 8:33 PM
El o foloseste ca pe o “scuza” simpatica uneori. Dar nu o povesteste