11 Reasons

.. why Bangkok is better than any Swiss city

1. You can visit the whole city by taxi without paying half of your salary.
2. Thai massage is extraordinary.
3. You can feel the summer.
4. Markets are full of BIO delicious fruits and vegetables.
5. You can have dragon fruit shake for breakfast.
6. You can be hungry at 2AM and eat in a restaurant.
7. Fish pedicure is allowed.
8. You can meet people from all around the world (with NO exception).
9. Large beer means 640ml.
10. Thai food is priceless.
11. You don’t have to make an appointment or booking (for anything) 1 month in advance.

.. why any Swiss city is better than Bangkok

1. You can take a deep breath without coughing for half an hour afterwards.
2. You can cross the street without being afraid of the million cars, scooters and tuk-tuks passing in the same time.
3. You can drink tap water.
4. You can clean your teeth with tap water.
5. The closest river you see is crystal clear.
6. There are no million dogs in the street.
7. You are rarely sweaty.
8. Trains are never late because of bomb alerts.
9. You don’t have lizzards in your room. Neither in your shower!
10. Mosquitos are kind.
11. Cheese is sacred.

Chao Phraya River, Bangkok

Chao Phraya River, Bangkok

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