1. You can visit the whole city by taxi without paying half of your salary.
2. Thai massage is extraordinary.
3. You can feel the summer.
4. Markets are full of BIO delicious fruits and vegetables.
5. You can have dragon fruit shake for breakfast.
6. You can be hungry at 2AM and eat in a restaurant.
7. Fish pedicure is allowed.
8. You can meet people from all around the world (with NO exception).
9. Large beer means 640ml.
10. Thai food is priceless.
11. You don’t have to make an appointment or booking (for anything) 1 month in advance.

1. You can take a deep breath without coughing for half an hour afterwards.
2. You can cross the street without being afraid of the million cars, scooters and tuk-tuks passing in the same time.
3. You can drink tap water.
4. You can clean your teeth with tap water.
5. The closest river you see is crystal clear.
6. There are no million dogs in the street.
7. You are rarely sweaty.
8. Trains are never late because of bomb alerts.
9. You don’t have lizzards in your room. Neither in your shower!
10. Mosquitos are kind.
11. Cheese is sacred.

Chao Phraya River, Bangkok

Men? They are completely single-threaded, not being capable of even thinking about a new thread before finishing the current one. Not like us, who can start our thoughts on multiple levels, and don’t necessarily finish them.

Your honey bunny arrives tired at home with the thread of chilling out with you, and he finds himself obliged to think and make decisions, before finishing his relaxation. It doesn’t work as simple as that!

Be enthusiastic a million times, fail more and then you’ll learn to keep your thoughts inside until the appropriate moment comes. Otherwise, your wonderful ideas arrive in the male sandbox and that is not a happy place.

But don’t have great expectations. He’s a man and he has his limits. You have to understand that men are not so complex and complicated and high tech. They are simple!

I got this song from a guy who explained me once how simple men were and how overwhelming we were with the poor creatures. Of course we are cooler and better. But we tell them what they want to hear and we do as we like, in the end.

The equation is like that: make him two compliments and if you get back one smile, you can ask for something. You can’t make two compliments and ask for two things. Just one at a time! Because  multi-tasking is not working.

Pay attention at how he makes decisions, at how meticulous he is when dressing up or taking a shower; and how he can’t take his clothes and shoes at the same time; or talk on the phone while cooking; or talk to you while washing the dishes. See? The limits .. poor guys.

He knows very well the one and only place where he keeps his socks. And he still asks you where they are. You tell him, and then continue speaking about your plans together for the next day. And he takes his socks, watches them and asks: Are they matching? RE TAR DED! In a toooootally cute way!

One thing at a time. One thing at a time. One thing at a time.

Not all of our thoughts arrive correctly to them. They have not enough space in memory. Everything that’s not planned gets in the sandbox and stays there forever. Men don’t have variables, they only have constants.

Shhhhh! Shut up and listen because it’s interesting.

Follow his moves when he gets out of the car, when he takes care of you so that you’re fine in trams or trains…And see that he has an algorithm for everything. And if you fuck up his algorithm, he gets lost.

You can’t introduce new tasks in a well done algorithm only because that’s what you want. It’s interesting, I love them for that! They come from a different planet, inferior, to be honest, but still different. Women are from Venus and men are from Mars?

Men! They are so cute! They are like kids. Really! Pauvres loulous…

They have things at which they are good. But infinitely less than we have. Because they work on another operating system, maybe Unix. UNIx, they work well but are not so beautiful and user friendly.

Follow his moves and be amazed in your mind about how attractive he is. And smile at all these. And don’t tell him anything. And love him MORE!

[all these have been written "to women, to let them know and don't suffer anymore", men can take it as a manifest and ignore it if they please]

With the many thanks to whom is concerned <3

The www.he-arc.ch on the pen must have been a tip for the future. At that moment, I was having no idea in my mind about applying for a master program in that school!

Once again, life confirms that everything happens for a reason.

(at my mom’s suggestion to make it public)

SHE .. has fallen in love.

SHE .. has fallen in love.

Here’s some kind of toNOTdo list I’d like to let you know about, because sometimes I have the bad feeling that you’re not getting it at all.

First-person-singular pronouns fatigue me. So don’t be egocentric. Take your  train, drink your coffee, smoke your cigarette, clean your pipes. Everything’s yours, have I done anything wrong to know about all these? Screw it.

Don’t leave things unfinished. Either in the street, or in the kitchen or dorm .. do your job. You don’t want to do something, don’t do it. It is what it is. But don’t start and then find a million excuses to abandon.

Want to be a pussy? Stay away, then !!!! And leave me alone! How could you tell me you’d be having nightmares because of my problems? Why the hell are you wearing your balls?! If not for being a man ..

If something hurts me, don’t pretend you worry, if it’s not for real. I don’t need “support” if I must sustain the double of it. But please don’t make it hurt more.

Sometimes you might not have anything intelligent to say. Then shut up! I prefer the sound of silence to listening to stupid shit. Don’t fuck with me. A “no” is always a “no”, as well as a “yes”, a “here” and a “now” are exactly what they are.

You love making computations all day long? Exclude me from your math. I don’t care about your money. I hate the “it’s expensive” theory. You only live once! Do it right!

Don’t make plans that include me. I might disappear tomorrow. And then you’ll have what? I love surprises. Since when do you have the right to force me to give them up? I’m not happy today about what I’m going to do in 2 months. I care today about what I’m going to do in the next 2 minutes. Why don’t you just live on the edge and enjoy the moment?

Keep me interested. Every second time means one step away. And don’t expect anything back. Only then, you’ll be having it.

I beg you to stop. Stop worrying and start living!

With love. Yours,
A.

M-am simtit ca acasa. Ne-am simtit ca acasa, eu si sufletelul atasat. Caldura ta, mirosul, vocea si mainile, toate atat de primitoare si prietenoase cu mine, mi-au restabilit ordinea in micul univers dat peste cap.

M-am plans ca-mi intra in ochi becul imposibil de stins. Stiam ca stiai de ce ziceam asta. M-am uitat cu drag la umbrele curioase facute de storuri pe perete. Si la tine dormind. Si la mine zambind.

Inainte sa ma trezesc, am adormit. Visam ca esti langa mine si simteam cum ma mangai. Acum stiu! Fericita. Ca am incercat sa nu-mi scape nimic .

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I do. I DO. I do! Accept the good.

A: “Ohh..how could they call something for school sooo pornographic?”

S: “To motivate students. Actually, there’s nothing pornographic about it. Or did I miss anything?”

the most beloved Andreea in the world. (they say it’s) me!